Re: OT: DBA tasks

Barbie proportioned body, thats just nasty, waist is way to skinny :)  
joe
>>> lisa.koivu_at_efairfield.com 08/20/01 01:38PM
>>>

Ahem...  the female DBA's save the
database, save the world, flatten the evil people with her well-tuned martial arts skills, swims in icy cold water without showing one goose pimple on her Barbie-proportioned body, impresses the Diet Coke guy, and then tells him "thanks but no thanks"
and skips through the commercials on
her Tivo after such an eventful day.
Sorry, couldn't let this one
go....  There's a script in here waiting to come out but I'm playing with Perl and feel that Chris Bowes is better suited for this task :) Lisa Koivu <FONT face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=2>aka. Angelina Jolie. <FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA   -----Original Message----- <FONT
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  Matthew (GEA, 088130) [SMTP:MATT.ADAMS_at_APPL.GE.COM] <FONT   face=Arial size=1>Sent:   Monday,
  August 20, 2001 11:59 AM <FONT face=Arial   size=1>To:     Multiple
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  face=Arial size=1>RE: DBA tasks
  And we do it in  30 minutes and still have   timefor
  commercials
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  face=Arial size=2>Matt Adams - GE Appliances -   matt.adams_at_appl.ge.com<FONT face=Arial   size=2>Doing linear scans over an associative array is like<FONT   face=Arial>  trying to club someone to   death with a loaded Uzi.<FONT face=Arial

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