Oh humble oracle :-)
Date: 17 Jan 92 11:22:17 +1300
Message-ID: <1992Jan17.112217.6177_at_waikato.ac.nz>
Damn Oracle is useless.
I've asked it heaps of questions, and all it says is that it's invalid query syntax.
For instance, I said:
"Oh humble oracle, who knows most everything can you tell me why it is that my car gets really dull when I don't polish it?" and it says bad query.
And then I asked it about what sort of database i should use, and It gave some sarcastic comment about bad database.
So then I ask the system manager what database I should be using, and he says oracle. So I ask the oracle again, but nothing happens.
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