Re: Oracle 911 Article - Silver Bullet

On 03/06/2004 12:18:48 PM, Stephen.Lee_at_DTAG.Com wrote:

> Folklore says vampires can be killed by a wooden stake through heart or
> being shot by a silver bullet. Buffy has demonstrated the efficacy of the
> first method. But I'm not aware of any episode where she -- clad in a tight
> camouflage tank top, cigarette hanging out of the corner of her mouth --
> said:
>
> "You wanna suck some blood? Well, suck on this!"
>
> and proceeded to empty a 12-gauge pump shotgun of its silver buckshot
> payload.
>
> (Are you a visual person? Are you visualizing right now?)

With all due respect, submachine guns are visually much more spectacular then shotguns. Any action-movie director with an ounce of self-respect would put Uzi, H & K M5 or AK-47 in the Buffy's gentle hands. That way, Buffy could eliminate vampires at much faster rate then John Wayne could have ever done with the guys who wore black hats. As a DBA, you should know that it is the performance what counts the most.

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Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
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