RE: Oracle 911 Article - Silver Bullet

From: Nelson Flores <nflores_at_expand.cl>
Date: Sat, 6 Mar 2004 11:19:34 -0800
Message-ID: <016401c403af$f5e2ad10$cce8cd18@neltox>

<Rant>
When were vampires introduced into the situation??? Wasn't it werewolves??? Folklore says werewolves will die from a silver bullet, can't cross running water, hate vampires etc... (Jared's going to want this thread dead soon!) </Rant>

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[mailto:oracle-l-bounce_at_freelists.org] On Behalf Of Mladen Gogala Sent: Saturday, March 06, 2004 10:33 AM
To: oracle-l_at_freelists.org
Subject: Re: Oracle 911 Article - Silver Bullet

On 03/06/2004 12:18:48 PM, Stephen.Lee_at_DTAG.Com wrote:

> Folklore says vampires can be killed by a wooden stake through heart
or
> being shot by a silver bullet. Buffy has demonstrated the efficacy of
the
> first method. But I'm not aware of any episode where she -- clad in a
tight
> camouflage tank top, cigarette hanging out of the corner of her mouth

--


> said:

> 

> "You wanna suck some blood?  Well, suck on this!"

> 

> and proceeded to empty a 12-gauge pump shotgun of its silver buckshot

> payload.

> 

> (Are you a visual person?  Are you visualizing right now?)


With all due respect, submachine guns are visually much more spectacular
then shotguns. Any action-movie director with an ounce of self-respect
would
put Uzi, H & K M5 or AK-47 in the Buffy's gentle hands. That way, Buffy
could eliminate vampires at much faster rate then John Wayne could have
ever done with the guys who wore black hats. As a DBA, you should know
that it is the
performance what counts the most.

-- 
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
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