Alkos wrote:
> "ivo" <ivo_at_ivo.net> a écrit dans le message news:
> bq4gl5$1uucqa$1_at_ID-174077.news.uni-berlin.de...
>
>>I need a script which would turn my Oracle9i server into
>>a really good coffee machine. Any suggestions?
>>
>>
>
>
> Very simple, there is an undocumented parameter
>
> alter system set enable_coffee_machine=true;
>
> which gives you access to the following views
> DBA_COFFEE_TYPES
> V$COFFEESTAT
>
> More seriously, I suggest you tag the subject of your post when you intend
> to be funny ;)
>
> Cheers,
> Alkos
>
>
>
If undocumented (aka hidden) wouldn't that be _ENABLE_COFFEE_MACHINE?
And V11 has pre logon triggers, so I'm told :-^
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Regards, Frank van Bortel
Received on Thu Nov 27 2003 - 14:59:58 CST
