[noise] Re: Script needed

From: Alkos <azerty_at_nospam.org>
Date: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 11:08:04 +0100
Message-ID: <bq4ie5$icm3@news.rd.francetelecom.fr>

"ivo" <ivo_at_ivo.net> a écrit dans le message news: bq4gl5$1uucqa$1_at_ID-174077.news.uni-berlin.de...
> I need a script which would turn my Oracle9i server into
> a really good coffee machine. Any suggestions?
>
>

Very simple, there is an undocumented parameter

alter system set enable_coffee_machine=true;

which gives you access to the following views DBA_COFFEE_TYPES
V$COFFEESTAT More seriously, I suggest you tag the subject of your post when you intend to be funny ;)

Cheers,
Alkos Received on Thu Nov 27 2003 - 04:08:04 CST