Re: What's wrong with SQL Server?

Burton Peltier wrote:

> Just one suggested change below for the Oracle lightbulb question DBA
> response ...
>
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>
> "Paul Brewer" <paul_at_paul.brewers.org.uk> wrote in message
> news:3eef9aeb_2_at_mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
> > "Brian Peasland" <oracle_dba_at_remove_spam.peasland.com> wrote in message
> > news:3EEF30B7.D9B01F8D_at_remove_spam.peasland.com...
> > > Don't leave lawyers off the list!!!
> > >
> > > Q: How many jokes about lawyers are there?
> > > A: Three. The rest are all true stories.
> > >
> > Q: How many M$ engineers to change a lightbulb?
> > A: None; they just declare darkness the new standard.
> >
> > Q: How many Oracle engineers to change a lightbulb?
> > A: What kind of licence do you have? How much are you prepared to pay?
> >
> > Q: How many Oracle DBAs to change a lightbulb?
> > A: It depends.
> >
>
> Q: How many Oracle DBAs to change a lightbulb?
> A: You need to supply more info such as watts, fluorescent?, size of bulb
> base, size of bulb encasement capacity, temperature ranges allowed, hours of
> usage capacity, color, etc. etc. etc. :)
>
> > Been here before, I think.
> >
> > Regards,
> > Paul
> >
> >

Don't forget the operating system? Is this 120V US or some other variant?

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Daniel Morgan
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