Just one suggested change below for the Oracle lightbulb question DBA
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"Paul Brewer" <paul_at_paul.brewers.org.uk> wrote in message
news:3eef9aeb_2_at_mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
> "Brian Peasland" <oracle_dba_at_remove_spam.peasland.com> wrote in message
> news:3EEF30B7.D9B01F8D_at_remove_spam.peasland.com...
> > Don't leave lawyers off the list!!!
> >
> > Q: How many jokes about lawyers are there?
> > A: Three. The rest are all true stories.
> >
> Q: How many M$ engineers to change a lightbulb?
> A: None; they just declare darkness the new standard.
>
> Q: How many Oracle engineers to change a lightbulb?
> A: What kind of licence do you have? How much are you prepared to pay?
>
> Q: How many Oracle DBAs to change a lightbulb?
> A: It depends.
>
Q: How many Oracle DBAs to change a lightbulb?
A: You need to supply more info such as watts, fluorescent?, size of bulb
base, size of bulb encasement capacity, temperature ranges allowed, hours of
usage capacity, color, etc. etc. etc. :)
> Been here before, I think.
>
> Regards,
> Paul
>
>
Received on Wed Jun 18 2003 - 00:06:44 CDT
