Re: Heavens!

From: Paul Brewer <paul_at_paul.brewers.org.uk>
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2003 23:25:06 +0100
Message-ID: <3e9dd113_3@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com>

"Jonathan Lewis" <jonathan_at_jlcomp.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:b7j1jk$6hr$1$830fa17d_at_news.demon.co.uk...
>
> Hang on ! I think you may have spotted
> something important here.
>
>
> Housewives -
> strive to keep the environment stable
> and maintain order in the face of a
> constant overload of things to do
>
>
> Dbas -
> strive to ...
>
>
> Housewives -
> usually have children who have yet to
> learn to think logically, act reasonably
> and behave politely
>
> DBAs -
> usually have end-users who ...
>
>
> Housewives -
> are pestered by advertising campaigns
> designed to make them use products that
> are overpriced, ineffective and not what they
> need
>
> DBAs -
> are pestered by management who want to
> make them use ...
>
>
> Housewives -
> rarely receive recognition and thanks for
> their achievements
>
> DBAs -
> rarely ...
>
>
> Just off to buy a bunch of flowers, reserve
> some theatre tickets and book a restaurant !!!
>
>

Jonathan,

Brilliant!

I'm gonna sell my soul (or at the very least turn the mobile telephone off) to get to one of the the UKOUG seminars next month.

Regards,
Paul Received on Wed Apr 16 2003 - 17:25:06 CDT