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Re: No spam please, we're vegitarians

From: nospam <nospam_at_nospam.com>
Date: 1998/11/03
Message-ID: <363F1B7C.5ED3C89E@nospam.com>#1/1

Billy Verreynne wrote:

> nospam wrote in message <363A9C9C.4F4D69B3_at_nospam.com>...
> >Hey fools,
>
> Yeah right. Typical attitude of a certain "type" of person who can not argue
> and have to resort to name calling.
 

>
>
> >It clearly states "press" in the Subject so lighten up. You guys really
 need to
> >"get a life".
>
> Read the charters of the applicable newsgroup. NO COMMERCIAL POSTS ARE
> ALLOWED. Is that a bit difficult for you to understand? Want me to right it
> again, slowly... ?

Oh Billy, I don't understand! Please tell me again! I have a massive learning disability that prevents me from interpreting the charter of this OLAP newsgroup. Gosh, I wish I could be as intelligent as you. Oh how I wish I didn't have to work at McDonalds. My intelligence level is so low that I can even comprehend newsgroup charters let alone slowly changing dimensions and unbalance hiearchies.

>
>
> N O C O M M E R C I A L P O S T S A R E A L L O W E D

>
>
> It's very simple. If we allow one company to advertise in here, we allow
> everyone else who think that we may find their products useful to post their
> crap here. What about hardware manufacturers adertising their new storage
> devices? Or backup devices? Or backup media? Or ads by the 1,000's of
> shareware programmers out there writing stuff for databases. Or publishers
> giving us the rundown on their latest "Learn Oracle in 21 Days"?
>
> I find it simply amazing that you lack the common sense to see that.

Not only do I lack any intelligence but I also lack common sense. I am so hurt that I can't express my opinions. I wish you could teach me more. I am so dumb and stupid. I don't know how I even know how I remember to breathe or even eat? I am just a mindless drone.

>
>
> > Hey did you guys ever "Kiss a girl"?
>
> If you want to know how it feels like, why not head over to
> alt.sex.stories.moderated and find out?
>
> Billy

Oh thank you billy! Now you are going to educate me on dealing with the oppsosite sex. Get a life and lead the thread die. Received on Tue Nov 03 1998 - 00:00:00 CST

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