Re: Oracle10g SQL

On 03/02/2005 06:34:02 PM, Connor McDonald wrote:
> I'm concentrating, focusing all my subconcious self and extra-sensory pow=
ers, but I'm just not
> getting an accurate vision of the errors or results....
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Connor, the answer is tea. A nice ancient drink, which ,according to some l= egends,
was created from Buddha's eyelids and has nothing in common with the partic= ular variety
I have in mind. The particular variety I have in mind is called Long Island=  ice tea and=20
does not have much in common with any spiritual leader but it does consist = of fine spirits.=20
If you consume sufficient quantities of this noble liquid, your vision will=  clear and you will=20
see many oracle errors, the likes of which have never been seen before.=20 For the morning after, I do advise a little bit of vinegar, possibly from =  pickles jar,=20
an Excedrin and a good, strong coffee with 94+ octanes.

A little addition to the interviewing thread: interviewer should gage the c= andidate
for the quantity of LI ice tea he or she can consume and still talk coheren= tly. An ability
to down 4 of them in an evening guarantees social skills necessary for a go= od DBA.
--=20
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA

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