From oracle-l-bounce@freelists.org Wed Mar 2 22:43:15 2005 Return-Path: Received: from air891.startdedicated.com (root@localhost) by orafaq.com (8.12.10/8.12.10) with ESMTP id j234hFDJ001387 for ; Wed, 2 Mar 2005 22:43:15 -0600 X-ClientAddr: 206.53.239.180 Received: from turing.freelists.org (freelists-180.iquest.net [206.53.239.180]) by air891.startdedicated.com (8.12.10/8.12.10) with ESMTP id j234hFem001383 for ; Wed, 2 Mar 2005 22:43:15 -0600 Received: from localhost (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by turing.freelists.org (Avenir Technologies Mail Multiplex) with ESMTP id 2A1187C6CE; Wed, 2 Mar 2005 22:41:49 -0500 (EST) Received: from turing.freelists.org ([127.0.0.1]) by localhost (turing [127.0.0.1]) (amavisd-new, port 10024) with ESMTP id 24701-02; Wed, 2 Mar 2005 22:41:49 -0500 (EST) Received: from turing (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by turing.freelists.org (Avenir Technologies Mail Multiplex) with ESMTP id 9EEF77C674; Wed, 2 Mar 2005 22:41:48 -0500 (EST) Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 03:39:58 +0000 From: Mladen Gogala Subject: Re: Oracle10g SQL To: hamcdc@yahoo.co.uk Cc: oracle-l References: <20050302233402.36346.qmail@web86909.mail.ukl.yahoo.com> In-Reply-To: <20050302233402.36346.qmail@web86909.mail.ukl.yahoo.com> (from hamcdc@yahoo.co.uk on Wed Mar 2 18:34:02 2005) Message-Id: <1109821198l.12504l.0l@medo.noip.com> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-archive-position: 16846 X-ecartis-version: Ecartis v1.0.0 Sender: oracle-l-bounce@freelists.org Errors-To: oracle-l-bounce@freelists.org X-original-sender: gogala@sbcglobal.net Precedence: normal Reply-To: gogala@sbcglobal.net X-list: oracle-l X-Virus-Scanned: by amavisd-new-20030616-p9 (Debian) at avenirtech.net X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 2.60 (1.212-2003-09-23-exp) on air891.startdedicated.com X-Spam-Status: No, hits=0.0 required=5.0 tests=AWL autolearn=ham version=2.60 X-Spam-Level: On 03/02/2005 06:34:02 PM, Connor McDonald wrote: > I'm concentrating, focusing all my subconcious self and extra-sensory pow= ers, but I'm just not > getting an accurate vision of the errors or results.... >=20 Connor, the answer is tea. A nice ancient drink, which ,according to some l= egends, was created from Buddha's eyelids and has nothing in common with the partic= ular variety I have in mind. The particular variety I have in mind is called Long Island= ice tea and=20 does not have much in common with any spiritual leader but it does consist = of fine spirits.=20 If you consume sufficient quantities of this noble liquid, your vision will= clear and you will=20 see many oracle errors, the likes of which have never been seen before.=20 For the morning after, I do advise a little bit of vinegar, possibly from = pickles jar,=20 an Excedrin and a good, strong coffee with 94+ octanes. A little addition to the interviewing thread: interviewer should gage the c= andidate for the quantity of LI ice tea he or she can consume and still talk coheren= tly. An ability to down 4 of them in an evening guarantees social skills necessary for a go= od DBA. --=20 Mladen Gogala Oracle DBA -- http://www.freelists.org/webpage/oracle-l