Nice!
RBG
----- Original Message -----
From: Steve Orr <sorr_at_arzoo.com>
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2000 7:14 PM
Subject: RE: Work vs marriage
> All things worthwhile in life require a little tuning now and then... not
> just database systems. Consider the following syntax:
>
> ALTER SYSTEM SET CAREER_RESOURCE_LIMIT = TRUE;
> ALTER SYSTEM SET FAMILY_RESOURCE_LIMIT = FALSE;
>
> If you ever get in an argument try...
> ALTER SESSION ADVISE NOTHING;
> DROP ROLE MACHO;
> DROP PROFILE COMBATIVE;
>
> Generally you want to avoid the following:
> REVOKE ALL PRIVILEGES ON BANKACCOUNT FROM SPOUSE CASCADE CONSTRAINTS
FORCE;
>
> or...
> ALTER USER SPOUSE ACCOUNT LOCK;
>
> Be faithful...
> ALTER SYSTEM SET PARALLEL_ADAPTIVE_MULTI_USER = FALSE;
>
> To patch things up don't try...
> STARTUP FORCE;
>
> rather...
> ALTER OUTLINE HAPPYMARRIAGE REBUILD;
> SET ROLE LOYALSPOUSE IDENTIFIED BY HUGSNKISSES;
>
> Of course the most important of all is:
> COMMIT;
>
>
> Except for the first two, these are syntactically correct. Any more?
>
> Steve Orr
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> Gramolini
> Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2000 9:57 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
> I would change jobs, a computer isn't going to be very much comfort when
> you get old. IMHO Ruth
> ----- Original Message -----
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
> Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2000 10:36 AM
>
>
> >
> > work 1 marriage 0 and getting worse.
> >
> > --
> > Bill Thater Certified ORACLE DBA
> > Telergy, Inc. thaterw_at_telergy.net
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Do or not do. There is no try. -- Yoda
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind
word
> alone. - Al Capone (1899-1947)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > --
> > Author: bill thater
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> >
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> --
> Author: Ruth Gramolini
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