Re: Long column names...Performance issues?

DBMS_Plumber wrote:

>
> SELECT
> Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Incoherent_Blathering_Studded_With_Meaningless_Buzzwords_And_Salted_with_Enough_Jargon_To_Make_You_Feel_Inadequate
>
> FROM Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People,
> Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret,
> Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Arise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living
> WHERE
> Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People.Name_Used_For_Publicity_Purposes
> =
> Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Name_Supplied_By_Admin_Assistant_When_A_Speaking_Slot_Openned_Up
> AND
> Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Arise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living.Term_Originally_Stolen_From_A_Distantly_Related_Discipline
> IN
> Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.The_List_Of_Things_Last_Weeks_Trade_Journals_Seemed_To_Be_Interested_In;

I am going to try to get someone to print that on a mug or a T-shirt! :-)

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Roy