Re: foundations of relational theory?
Date: Fri, 31 Oct 2003 01:07:09 -0500
Message-ID: <3544253.1067580429_at_dbforums.com>
Originally posted by byrmol
> I have never used PICK, so this whole thread is interesting...
>
> It does however remind me of a passage from Carl Sagan's "A Demon
> haunted world. Science as a candle in the dark."
>
> * The following is a butchered representation...and should be
> considered faction.
>
> The year is 1850 and the Queen of England gathers around all the
> Engineers she can think of. She has a special project for them. "I
> want my voice to be heard across my many domains". At the time, radio
> and television are still many years away and the world is still
> enthralled by magnetism.
>
> It is indeed a daunting task as none of the underlying science has
> been done. But they all try there best and propose different
> solutions.
>
> The Queen settles on the "multi-phase-megaphone" solution which is
> just a human chain shouting at each other.
>
> Meanwhile, the first real nerd (Maxwell) is tinkering about with the
> experimental results of electricity and magnetism. He already knows
> there is a relationship between the 2 but just cannot bridge the gap.
> In a burst of brillance, he asks himself "What would happen if these
> experiments occured in a vaccum?". He plugs in the numbers, makes
> another brillant assumption, and IMO, makes probably the most
> underated scienctific advancement in history. He discovers that
> electricity, magnetism and the speed of light are related. The
> electromagnetic radiation/spectrum has been found paving the way, for
> radar, TV and of course relativity...
>
> When Maxwell presents his finding to the Engineers Guild, they
> scream. "But it is just theory", "It will never work in the real
> world". "We already have a solution that works, why do we need this
> theory stuff."
>
> Maxwell responds that the theory was formulated from known
> observations, is reproducible, is subject to less data errors (chinese
> whispers) and is much better than the other solution for wide ranging
> applications.
>
> The best the Engineers Guild can respond with is "But megaphones are
> cheap and keep me employed."
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