Re: Oracle Humor Wanted!!

In article <CLL528.5qw_at_nrtpa22.bnr.ca>, John Hawkins <johnh_at_nnshh127.uucp> wrote:
>I'm trying to find a good joke to use during my ECO presentation

I heard this in connection with another database, works well with just about any computer product.

A woman is making wedding plans with her minister. The woman says she wants to wear a white dress, but the minister, knowing that she has been married twice before, is a little hesitant in permitting it.

The woman explains: "Well that's true, I have been married twice before. My first husband died tragically on the way to our wedding reception in a car accident."

Minister: "But you were married for ten years to your second husband."

Woman: "That's true also; but he was an Oracle salesman. All he did was sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it was going to be!"

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