Re: Demo of a New Advanced Utility to Maximize Oracle SQL Execution Efficiency
Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2012 23:12:18 +0000 (UTC)
Message-ID: <pan.2012.09.05.23.12.15_at_gmail.com>
On Wed, 05 Sep 2012 10:00:37 -0700, joel garry wrote:
> Hmmm, a quick google shows this same stuff on a wiki and a single entry
> blog back in December. Very little "about" this Doug person.
And he hasn't replied to me, either. That is a bad sign, such things are
usually done by spammers who launch and forget their "commercials". Of
course, I make special care not to ever use products advertised by spam,
the least of all E-Harmony. That might be because I am already married for
28 years and have a grown up son. I am also getting messages about
Christian singles in my neighbourhood and I'm neither single nor
Christian. The funniest spam I got was about the possibility to date a
millionaire. Allegedly, there is a rich guy, living less than 5 miles away
from me, who is looking for a girl like me. I happen to be 6'4" male, 51
years of age, 250 LBS, currently with a moustache. This poor son of a gun
must be really desperate if he's looking for a "girl like me". That brings
back Jack Lemon and "Some Like it Hot".
Oh yes, and sometimes there are magic Oracle tools which will solve all of
my problems, like this one. I must remark that this "Doug" doesn't have
much of a talent for bombastic brand names. I would name product "Oralis"
or "Oralitra" , and include the following warning: "if your database is
performing at its peak for more than 4 hours, please call Pythian".
Methinks I would opt for "Oralis". It's more catchy than "Oralitra".
-- Mladen Gogala http://mgogala.freehostia.comReceived on Wed Sep 05 2012 - 18:12:18 CDT