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On Apr 11, 8:24 am, "joel garry" <joel-ga..._at_home.com> wrote:
> > > Noons, what if they have Oracle in hell? That would be, well, one hell of
> > > a punishment. Can you imagine managing under-powered configurations, with
> > > unreliable backup tapes, having to patch constantly, users requesting
> > > 367x25x7 availability and everything is urgent for all eternity?
>
> > > --
> > >http://www.mladen-gogala.com
>
> > I'm sure they have a firewall in hell. And Internet Exploder
>
> Somehow this reminds me of the newer Twilight Zone episode where
> Elliot Gould is an a-hole food critic, doomed to spend an eternity in
> hell eating bad Chinese food. I think the equivalent for DBA's may be
> interminable downgrades.
>
groundhog day anyone?
:-)
Received on Tue Apr 10 2007 - 21:14:19 CDT
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