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La Di Da Di, we likes to party
 We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody  We're, just some niggaz who're on the mic  And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (right)  For all my Doggs keepin y'all in health  Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself  Cuz it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditionin  Which we create, cuz that's our mission  So listen close, to what we say
 Because this types of shit happens every-day  I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin  I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and  went to the bathroom to wash up
 I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup  and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall  Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
 There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted  The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"  Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef  So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf  Used Oil of Olay, cuz my skin gets pale  And then I got the file, for my fingernails  I'm true to the style on my behalf
 I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath  Clean, dry, was my body and hair
 I threw on my brand new Doggy underwear  for all the bitches I might take home
 I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne  Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks  Threw on my white sox, with my all blue chucks  Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no  I went back in, I forgot my indo
 Then I dilly (dally) I ran through an (alley)  I bumped into this smoker named (Janet Burleson)  from the (Valley of REDNECKS)
 This was a girl playin hard to get
 So I said "What's wrong?" cuz she looked upset  She said um

 It's all because of you, i'm feelin said and blue  You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days  I love you so, how much you'll never know  Cause you took your dope away from me
 A-huh, a-huh, ahuh

 Damn, now what was I to do
 She's cryin over me and she was feelin blue  I said, "Um, don't cry, dry your eye
 And here comes your mother with those two little guys"  Her mean mother steps then says to me "Hi!!"  Decked Janet in the face and punched her in the eye  Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet  Slammed the child on the hard concrete
 The bitch was strong, the kids was gone  Somethin was wrong I said, "What was goin on?"  I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her!"  She said, "If I can't smoke none, she can't either!"  She grabbed my closely by my socks
 So I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks  But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick  They started cryin on my shoes and grabbin my dick  and sayin....

 Why don't you give me a play
 So we can brake it down the Long Beach way  And if you give me that okay
 I'll give you all my love today
 Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see
 Somehow your words just hypnotize me
 And I just love your jazzy ways
 Doggy Dogg, your love is here to stay

 And on and on and on she kept goin
 The bitch been around before my mother's born!  I said, "Cheer up!" so I gave her a hit  I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you bitch!"  She said, "No you're not," then she starts cryin  I says I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin!"  I says, "I am, go ask my mother
 And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"  Yeah, uhh, tic toc you don't stop
 And to the, ah tic toc and you don't quit  Yeah, tic toc and ya don't stop, and to the  ah tic toc and ya don't quit, beeeotch Received on Thu Mar 08 2007 - 12:58:55 CST