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xg_at_oraclexg.com wrote:
> INDIAN ENGLISH
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> An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England. They
> were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main
> words: green, pink and yellow.
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> The Italian wrote: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I
> see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day."
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> The French then wrote: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
> banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on
> TV."
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> Last it was the Indians' turn, and he wrote: "I wake up in the morning,
> I hear the phone 'green green', I 'pink' up the phone and I say
> 'Yellow'"
> 
A yellow bellied Englishmen disguised as xg just received his pink slip which made the Indian and Frenchman green with envy. Received on Fri May 12 2006 - 13:10:18 CDT
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