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I need the best Oracle DBAs ever wrote:
> We also offer SPAM to the universe.
>
> Job
> Location: xxx (locals Preferred but not required)
> Work Status: H1, GreenCard or U.S.Citizens
we want foreign locals, that's why we list H1 visa first in the list
> Rate: Please Give your best ALL Inclusive 1099 or Corp to Corp Rate
If I have to give one ahead of time, I'll bid $500 per hour
> Title: Oracle Applications DBA with Shell Script, Data Tunning, Unix &
> Financial Experience
That's a job title???
What's your tatile? Recruiter with experience in spamming the wrong
newsgroups?
> Bonus: HRMS Experience and Oracle Advanced Benefits OAB
Oh, so you'll train me on OAB on the job? cool! For that I'll drop the rate down to $450.
> ***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************88
> Job
But wait there's more!
> Location: [] (Local candidates Only MA/NH/RI)
local includes a three state area. Oh but these are New England states, theiy are small.
> Duration: 4+ months contract ( Possible Extentions)
I don't need any hair extensions thank you. I like my hair just the way it is.
> Position: One
I'f heard of the lotus position, but not the One position.
> Interview: ASAP
> Start Date: (ASAP)
> Work Status: H1, GreenCard or U.S.Citizens
Again we prefer foriegn citizens over US citizens
> Rate: Please Give your best ALL Inclusive 1099 or Corp to Corp Rate
Normally I do not give my rate ion a first date.
[]
>
> Business & Projects Skills:
>
> Good analytical and communications skills
How many companies look for candidates with poor analytical and communications skills?
>
> Company/Department Summary:
>
> This position reports to Our Client's Corporate Finance business unit,
which means, if the rate is too low, I should be able to embed a fraction saver bug, diverting trillions of those fractions of a cent to my swiss bank account. Know what? Let me pay you so I can work there.
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> Job Description:
>
blah blah blah blah BLAH
>
> Thanks
>
> Richard M
> K&M spamtech
> "An SBA 8(a)& MBE Certified Insane Company
If you do read this Richard (or any other recruiter), then please
remember:
job ads go in comp.databases.oracle.marketplace
Have a nice day.
Ed Received on Wed Sep 20 2006 - 12:33:24 CDT
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