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Home -> Community -> Mailing Lists -> Oracle-L -> RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke
That's true--each hemisphere of the brain handles I/O for the opposite
side of the body. If I remember my neuropsych classes correctly, even
the optic nerves from each eye cross over...
Roy Pardee
Programmer/Analyst/DBA
SWFPAC Lockheed Martin IT
Extension 8487
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 10:30 AM
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I vaguely remember hearing :
Correct???
I think right or left just use it. I mean use something.
"Orr, Steve" <sorr_at_rightnow.com> wrote:
Hmmm... So you're saying that women aren't in their right mind? Taking
it to the off topic list.
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 2:59 AM
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Hi,
This is my own theory, you can't find this information from Oracle Document.
Well... talking about women and men.
I believe most women use their left brain more than right brain and most
men use their right brain more than left brain.
Function of left brain
- remember things,
- small thing but detail (this is the reason why women take 1/2
a day to buy a pair of shoe, and not that easy fall in love)
- person names - history - words (perhaps this is the reason why women like to readnovels)
Function of right brain
- response to things (quick decision maker) - this is the reason
wh! y so many 2 minute men in the world
- everything in general (see thing in big picture) - person faces - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X - pictures
Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for male DBA use your left brain when talk to women, then she is yours.
RF tell me if I am wrong....
PS: Just kidding....., going to see Mars tonight I miss my home town. :)
Sinardy
-----Original Message-----
Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Women are also particularily good at remembering small nasty things from
past which you've already forgotten long time ago. Especially during
fights...
:)
Tanel.
> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my experience that Women are
> much better "generalists" ! than men, but that men are much better
> specialists. Thats why I think women do better in school early on, but
> once we men get into the University level and pick our speciality, we
> kick butt.
>
> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better remembering overall
things
> than I was....
>
> RF
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
>
> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been written by a man :)
>
> (yes, sexist, I know)
>
>
> --- Tanel Poder wrote:
> > I've seen only one female in my life who would be capable of writing
> > such virus. But that is not the issue (no offence, really). Women
> > just don't
> > waste their time on stuff like this.
> >
> > Tanel.
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
> > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM
> >
> >
> > > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible suspects...
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at tanel.poder.003_at_mail.ee wrote:
> > >
> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy behind this.
> > > >
> > > > Tanel.
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
> > > >
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there, justice do come:
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