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RE: RE: OT: Hey Jared!! -90 degree OT Joke

From: Stephane Faroult <sfaroult_at_oriolecorp.com>
Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 01:39:26 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.005CD991.20030828013926@fatcity.com>


My own theory is that either male or female don't use their brain much. In fact it's pretty equivalent to the load of a Java-free machine. And perhaps it is just as well as it is.

>----- ------- Original Message ------- -----
>From: "Sinardy Xing" <SinardyXing_at_bkgcomsvc.com>
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
><ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
>Sent: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 00:59:27
>
>Hi,
>
>This is my own theory, you can't find this
>information from Oracle Document.
>
>Well... talking about women and men.
>I believe most women use their left brain more than
>right brain
>and most men use their right brain more than left
>brain.
>
>Function of left brain
> - remember things,
> - small thing but detail (this is the
>reason why women take 1/2 a day to buy a pair of
>shoe, and not that easy fall in love)
> - person names
> - history
> - words (perhaps this is the reason why
>women like to read novels)
>
>Function of right brain
> - response to things (quick decision maker)
>- this is the reason why so many 2 minute men in
>the world
> - everything in general (see thing in big
>picture)
> - person faces
> - math, 1 + 3 / 7 ^ 53 = X
> - pictures
>
>Well Friends train both side of your brain, and for
>male DBA use your left brain when talk to women,
>then she is yours.
>
>RF tell me if I am wrong....
>
>
>PS: Just kidding....., going to see Mars tonight I
>miss my home town. :)
>
>
>Sinardy
>
>
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>Sent: 28 August 2003 06:25
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>
>
>Women are also particularily good at remembering
>small nasty things from
>past which you've already forgotten long time ago.
>Especially during
>fights...
>:)
>
>Tanel.
>
>----- Original Message -----
>To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
><ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
>Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 12:59 AM
>
>
>> Not being sexist in any way, but it's my
>experience that Women are much
>> better "generalists" than men, but that men are
>much better specialists.
>> Thats why I think women do better in school early
>on, but once we men get
>> into the University level and pick our
>speciality, we kick butt.
>>
>> My soon to be ex-wife was frequently much better
>remembering overall
>things
>> than I was....
>>
>> RF
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
>> Sent: 8/27/2003 6:44 AM
>>
>> c'mon... any virus named "SoBig" has to have been
>written by a man :)
>>
>> (yes, sexist, I know)
>>
>>
>> --- Tanel Poder <tanel.poder.003_at_mail.ee> wrote:
>> > I've seen only one female in my life who would
>be capable of writing
>> > such
>> > virus. But that is not the issue (no offence,
>really). Women just
>> > don't
>> > waste their time on stuff like this.
>> >
>> > Tanel.
>> > ----- Original Message -----
>> > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
><ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
>> > Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 4:54 AM
>> >
>> >
>> > > "Guy"? You've eliminated 50% of all possible
>suspects...
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > on 8/26/03 1:44 PM, Tanel Poder at
>tanel.poder.003_at_mail.ee wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > I doubt they will ever find the real guy
>behind this.
>> > > >
>> > > > Tanel.
>> > > >
>> > > > ----- Original Message -----
>> > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L"
><ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
>> > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 10:19 PM
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >> For all you virus/worm lovers out there,
>justice do come:
>> > > >>
>> > > >> FBI Subpoenas Arizona ISP In Sobig Probe
>> > > >> Easynews says it's cooperating with the
>bureau to find the
>> > person
>> > > >> who uploaded the virus to a Usenet group
>it hosts.
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Dick Goulet
>> > > >> Senior Oracle DBA
>> > > >> Oracle Certified 8i DBA
>> > > >> --

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