RE: MS Access DB

From: Stephen Lee <Stephen.Lee_at_DTAG.Com>
Date: Thu, 15 May 2003 12:36:54 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.0059A216.20030515123654@fatcity.com>

I have my towel, my bath robe, and my satchel full of junk mail; and I KNOW how to use them to cover the hole in the wall, the drain in the floor and keep the upper-half-of-the-room-cleaner-upper robot and the lower-half-of-the-room-cleaner-upper robot busy. So I *WILL* get the Babel fish in my ear and be ready to listen to the captain recite poetry!

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To paraphrase the late, great Douglas Adams "Oracle, like Space, is big - really big - you just won't believe how vastly, hugely mind-bogglingly big it is" whereas Access is like Earth and the Vogons are approaching.
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Author: Stephen Lee
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