Re: OMLETv4.1: the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool is now updated

"Alan" <alan_at_erols.com> a écrit dans le message de news:2ouli6Felrr5U1_at_uni-berlin.de...
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> "Ed Stevens" <nospam_at_noway.nohow> wrote in message
> news:6a1ki0hsbec7f0sua5s5uiqsejaf65f7qh_at_4ax.com...
> > On 23 Aug 2004 07:27:54 -0700, teraknowledgesystems_at_yahoo.com (omlet
> > v4) wrote:
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> > >Dear DBA,
> > >
> > >You are cordially invited to checkout and test drive our windows native
> and
> > >100% pure Java Oracle 9i/8i Monitoring Application (OMLET). OMLET is
> > >the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool.
> > >
> > >Thank you for considering our products.
> > >
> > >Cheers,
> > >
> > >The OMLET Team
> > >Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.
> >
> > I'm reminded of a story I heard once . . .
> >
> > Hunter goes into the woods. As he is stalking a deer he feels a tap
> > on his shoulder. He looks around and finds himself face to face with
> > a rather large and angry looking bear. The bear grabs the rifle from
> > the hunter, throws it down, pulls the hunter's pants down, throws him
> > over a log, and proceeds to have his way. Finally, he kicks the
> > hunter in his (now rather sore) butt and tells him to never come back.
> >
> > Well, the hunter is very pissed, so the next day he comes back with a
> > bigger rifle, literally 'loaded for bear.' As he is working his way
> > through the woods, he feels a tap on his shoulder . . . The bear says
> > "I thought I told you not to come hunting in these woods again" and
> > repeats the scene of the previous day.
> >
> > Well, the hunter feels he must do something, so comes back the next
> > day armed to the teeth. And feels a tap on his shoulder . . . and the
> > scene is repeated again.
> >
> > The next day the hunter returns, feels a tap on the shoulder, and the
> > bear says 'Let me guess, it's not the hunting you're coming here for .
> > . .'
> >
> >
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> Egg-cellent.
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>

ROTFLOL

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Michel Cadot