Re: OMLETv4.1: the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool is now updated

"Ed Stevens" <nospam_at_noway.nohow> wrote in message news:6a1ki0hsbec7f0sua5s5uiqsejaf65f7qh_at_4ax.com...
> On 23 Aug 2004 07:27:54 -0700, teraknowledgesystems_at_yahoo.com (omlet
> v4) wrote:
>
> >Dear DBA,
> >
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> >
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> >
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> >
> >The OMLET Team
> >Tera Knowledge Systems, Inc.
>
> I'm reminded of a story I heard once . . .
>
> Hunter goes into the woods. As he is stalking a deer he feels a tap
> on his shoulder. He looks around and finds himself face to face with
> a rather large and angry looking bear. The bear grabs the rifle from
> the hunter, throws it down, pulls the hunter's pants down, throws him
> over a log, and proceeds to have his way. Finally, he kicks the
> hunter in his (now rather sore) butt and tells him to never come back.
>
> Well, the hunter is very pissed, so the next day he comes back with a
> bigger rifle, literally 'loaded for bear.' As he is working his way
> through the woods, he feels a tap on his shoulder . . . The bear says
> "I thought I told you not to come hunting in these woods again" and
> repeats the scene of the previous day.
>
> Well, the hunter feels he must do something, so comes back the next
> day armed to the teeth. And feels a tap on his shoulder . . . and the
> scene is repeated again.
>
> The next day the hunter returns, feels a tap on the shoulder, and the
> bear says 'Let me guess, it's not the hunting you're coming here for .
> . .'
>
>

Egg-cellent. Received on Mon Aug 23 2004 - 11:50:24 CDT