Re: Is datatype long supported in future releases of Oracle

Thats a great one dude.. :)

Richard Foote wrote:

> Oracle: "I'm sorry Long, but it's over".
>
> Long: "But I thought you loved me"
>
> Oracle: "I did once, LONG ago, but no LONGER, I no LONGER want anything to
> do with you".
>
> Long: "But, but why ... ?"
>
> Oracle: "Well, to be perfectly honest, you're too bloody difficult to live
> with. I've been LONGing for an easier life"
>
> Long: "Oh ..."
>
> Oracle: "And besides, I've met someone else whom I LONG to be with"
>
> Long: "Who ?"
>
> Oracle: "LOB. She's kinda cool and doesn't mind me having a good time with
> lots of her friends. You know how only being able to just have the one of
> you has cramped my style"
>
> Long: "Oh.. . So it's over. Sniff."
>
> Oracle: "Sorry babe"
>
> Long: "So LONG Oracle"
>
> Oracle: "So LONG indeed"
>
> And Oracle and LOB lived happily ever after while Long unfortunately went on
> a LONG decline and eventually ended up selling ash trays in Dubbo.
>
> Cheers
>
> Richard
Received on Fri Oct 18 2002 - 05:07:00 CDT