Re: Is datatype long supported in future releases of Oracle

Oracle: "I'm sorry Long, but it's over".

Long: "But I thought you loved me"

Oracle: "I did once, LONG ago, but no LONGER, I no LONGER want anything to do with you".

Long: "But, but why ... ?"

Oracle: "Well, to be perfectly honest, you're too bloody difficult to live with. I've been LONGing for an easier life"

Long: "Oh ..."

Oracle: "And besides, I've met someone else whom I LONG to be with"

Long: "Who ?"

Oracle: "LOB. She's kinda cool and doesn't mind me having a good time with lots of her friends. You know how only being able to just have the one of you has cramped my style"

Long: "Oh.. . So it's over. Sniff."

Oracle: "Sorry babe"

Long: "So LONG Oracle"

Oracle: "So LONG indeed"

And Oracle and LOB lived happily ever after while Long unfortunately went on a LONG decline and eventually ended up selling ash trays in Dubbo.

Cheers

Richard

"Norman Dunbar" <Norman.Dunbar_at_lfs.co.uk> wrote in message news:E2F6A70FE45242488C865C3BC1245DA702C9C178_at_lnewton.leeds.lfs.co.uk...
> And, as if on queue ........
>
> how long will this thread go one then ?
>
> :o)
>
> Norman.
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jeremy Ovenden [mailto:newsposter_at_hazelweb.co.uk]
> Posted At: Tuesday, October 15, 2002 2:31 PM
> Posted To: server
> Conversation: Is datatype long supported in future releases of Oracle
> Subject: Re: Is datatype long supported in future releases of Oracle
>
>
> I think you'll find that it won't be long before every tom dick and
> harry
> gets into this pun lark....
>
> --
> jeremy
>
Received on Tue Oct 15 2002 - 09:47:46 CDT