Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?

From: Howard Latham <howard.latham_at_gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 2010 14:22:18 +0000
Message-ID: <713d96d11001080622j2c834c50wf3d9ac80003f012e_at_mail.gmail.com>

Hang on what OS, Oracle version 64 or 32 bit ? inside leg measurement?

2010/1/8 Dba DBA <oracledbaquestions_at_gmail.com>

> and my personal favorite
>
> Forum Crazy DBA: These are the guys on the usenets and on otn who criticize
> questions that people ask and belittle people. They always respond with
>
> version, OS, etc... even when it is not relavent to the question.
>
> Then tell people they are stupid for not including this. These DBAs appear
> to be related to the forum crazies on Star Trek and science fiction sites
> who belittle people for not know what part of which star trek episodes some
> archaic techno-babble took place in. When William Shatner was on Saturday
> night live and went to his fans "have you ever kissed a girl?" he is
> referring to them.
>
> On Tue, Jan 5, 2010 at 2:32 PM, Dba DBA <oracledbaquestions_at_gmail.com>wrote:
>
>> He is missing a few...
>>
>> Production Issue DBA: Anytime a developer asks you a question or for help
>> you say you are busy with a production issue.
>>
>> RTFM DBA: Any time a developer asks you a question you tell them to RTFM.
>>
>> I don't share any info DBA: any time a developer asks you a question you
>> refuse to answer since you don't want them to learn anything you know.
>>
>> Everybody else sucks DBA: This is the type of DBA who constantly complains
>> about developers, managers, etc... and says everyone else sucks.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 5:16 PM, David Pintor <painterman_at_gmail.com>wrote:
>>
>>> Really funny...
>>>
>>> http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm
>>>
>>> All the best for 2010.
>>>
>>> David
>>>
>>
>>
>

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