Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?

Forum Crazy DBA: These are the guys on the usenets and on otn who criticize questions that people ask and belittle people. They always respond with

version, OS, etc... even when it is not relavent to the question.

Then tell people they are stupid for not including this. These DBAs appear to be related to the forum crazies on Star Trek and science fiction sites who belittle people for not know what part of which star trek episodes some archaic techno-babble took place in. When William Shatner was on Saturday night live and went to his fans "have you ever kissed a girl?" he is referring to them.

On Tue, Jan 5, 2010 at 2:32 PM, Dba DBA <oracledbaquestions_at_gmail.com>wrote:

> He is missing a few...
>
> Production Issue DBA: Anytime a developer asks you a question or for help
> you say you are busy with a production issue.
>
> RTFM DBA: Any time a developer asks you a question you tell them to RTFM.
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> I don't share any info DBA: any time a developer asks you a question you
> refuse to answer since you don't want them to learn anything you know.
>
> Everybody else sucks DBA: This is the type of DBA who constantly complains
> about developers, managers, etc... and says everyone else sucks.
>
>
>
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> On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 5:16 PM, David Pintor <painterman_at_gmail.com>wrote:
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>> Really funny...
>>
>> http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm
>>
>> All the best for 2010.
>>
>> David
>>
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