RE: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?

From: Goulet, Richard <Richard.Goulet_at_parexel.com>
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 2010 15:30:15 -0500
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I will admit to not being a Burleson fan, but he's got something there that's for sure.  

Dick Goulet
Senior Oracle DBA/NA Team Lead
PAREXEL International  


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Subject: Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?

He is missing a few...  

Production Issue DBA: Anytime a developer asks you a question or for help you say you are busy with a production issue.  

RTFM DBA: Any time a developer asks you a question you tell them to RTFM.   I don't share any info DBA: any time a developer asks you a question you refuse to answer since you don't want them to learn anything you know.  

Everybody else sucks DBA: This is the type of DBA who constantly complains about developers, managers, etc... and says everyone else sucks.    

On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 5:16 PM, David Pintor <painterman_at_gmail.com> wrote:

        Really funny...         

        http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm         

        All the best for 2010.         

        David         

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