RE: how does oracle support work?

Which is the bigger myth... Mladen's, or the idea that Oracle gives a d*mn?

Brian

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From: oracle-l-bounce_at_freelists.org [mailto:oracle-l-bounce_at_freelists.org] On Behalf Of Mladen Gogala
Sent: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 12:34 PM
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Subject: Re: how does oracle support work?

On 05/19/2004 12:49:10 PM, ryan.gaffuri_at_cox.net wrote:
> If I open a non-critical tar(one where they want you at your desk 24x7),
it is assigned to one analyst correct?
>
> What happens if I update the TAR when this analyst is not in the office?

Oracle has a big cave, populated by little trolls and goblins, who will continuously work on your TAR, once the analysts leave the office. Also, there is a dungeon for analysts that have been bad and haven't eaten their spinach or carrots, which are not allowed to leave and are chained to the dungeon walls. Those are so called "senior support analysts". All of that resides in the beautiful country of Elbonia.

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Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
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