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Subject: Re: Why are [Database] Mathematicians Crippled ?
From: Derek Asirvadem <derek.asirvadem@gmail.com>
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Jan

Let's see if we can pick up the pace a bit.

So I have established, under Roman Dutch Law, in civilised countries that a=
re not held hostage by gypsies, tramps, and thieves, the "professor" is com=
mitting three frauds, worthy of a medium prison sentence, and the authors a=
re committing one great fraud, and the sentence is much greater, execution.

> On Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:09:05 UTC+11, Derek Asirvadem  wrote:
>=20
> Now the unchanging law is, since you are not aware of it, since 1970, Cod=
d's definition of Third Normal Form.  From memory (ie. I am happy to be cor=
rected, but I expect any errors to be minor, unworthy of argument):
> ____ "Every non-key attribute is Functionally Dependent on the Key, the w=
hole Key, and nothing but the Key"

In case you theoreticians are not aware, it follows from the above, for us =
undamaged humans, that "Key" identified, is a key issue.  Without the Key, =
there is nothing for the attributes to be, or not be,  Functionally Depende=
nt upon.  Therefore it is impossible to contemplate a Functional Dependency=
, unless and until one is choosing a Key.  The Key does not have to be fina=
l, just an attribute set that is honestly being considered as a Key.=20

1. Post-choice of a Key, the FDs are used purely as a verification method. =
 Very fast, very clera.

2. During the choosing of a Key, FDs are used deterministic method.  A bit =
more work, but very clear.

3. Prior to choosing a Key, FDs are pure conjecture, because there is nothi=
ng for the attributes to be Functionally Dependent upon.  So even if they i=
dea was contemplated, it really should be named something else, not FDs.  T=
o the extent that the theoreticians use the term for [3], it is fraud, conf=
usion at best.

[3] has no clarity at all, it is confusing to most people to whom it is giv=
en.  It is slow, until such time as a meaningful goal is given.

So in the physical universe of practitioners, only [1] and [2] exist.  [3] =
is unknown, and if considered, quite laughable, pointless, needless.

Then there are a few practitioners, such as yours truly, who know a tiny bi=
t about what theoreticians do in their MMM workshops.   They have figured o=
ut, that by trying all the permutations of the possible "FDs", on all the a=
ttribute sets and subsets, such that when certain magical mystical combinat=
ions occur, woohoo, they have determined a "key".

Marvellous.

Wonderful.

Give the magician a gold star and a pointy hat.  One more elephant hair has=
 been determined, but they are still clueless about the elephant.

Codd gave us the definition of a Key: "it is made up from the data, a subse=
t of the attributes that uniquely identify the row (tuple)"

Can any of you give me an example of where any company on the planet uses 1=
's and 2's or x's and y's as attribute values ?

Right.

So the fact is, that the key-determination-via-non-functional-dependency me=
thod is good for nothing in the physical universe.  But there is a learning=
 value.

If the examples used real data values, instead of 1's and 2's, the kids mig=
ht learn something.  Otherwise it is a Japanese puzzle for 3-year-olds, usi=
ng 1's and 2's instead of 1-to-9's.

----

The "professor" is trying to teach that[3].  Not [1], not [2], but [3].  Bu=
t the title is [1].  If he was teaching [3] properly, then he would introdu=
ce and explain what the concept is, then he would teach it.  He doesn't.  H=
e launches into the most idiotic, useless, meaningless use of FDs, without =
explaining a thing, without teaching [1], then[2], then: oh, btw, here is a=
 neat trick if you ever are in the position where you cannot determine the =
key, here is [3].

So the evidenced facts are (check the video), he is teaching [3] with no in=
troduction or explanation, under the title of [1].

Hence my initial comments re the hairs on his head, the fish in the sea.

Hence my initial comments: he is clueless *about* the subject; he is cluele=
ss about *how to teach* the subject; but he is teaching it anyway, under a =
title that is well-established.  Fraud count number four.

And again, if alien magicians wrote books, that instructed him to teach FDs=
 like this [3][1][2], backwars and upside-down, severe fraud count two agai=
nst them.  Fifty lashes before the hanging, and hanging upside-down.

I hope I have bridged the chasm, at least in this one small subject.  The l=
evel of understanding, the distance between the theoreticians in this field=
, and ythis field, is like the Grand Canyon.

Cheers
Derek
