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Subject: Re: Why are [Database] Mathematicians Crippled ?
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Tegiri

> On Monday, 2 February 2015 05:43:34 UTC+11, Tegiri Nenashi  wrote:
>=20
> Certain poster on this group is emphasizing how theoretical stuff such as=
 normalization theory has no real impact in practice.=20

1.  Just in case you might be talking about me (emphasis on "might").  I sa=
id no such thing.  Normalisation is essential in practice.  Normalisation i=
s a science.  As usual, in this space, the theoretical portion of the scien=
ce is a small fraction of it.  Practitioners practice the science, not the =
theory.  Normalisation, if viewed or known *only* as the theory, is very fr=
actured, isolated, skewed, a collection of fragments.  Eg. as a collection =
of the NF definitions.  =20

And half of the NF definitions are pure pig poop, straight out of the sow's=
 backside.  By schiz, and or schiz.  Undamaged humans do not need them.

2. And in the case that you might be talking about another "certain poster"=
 (emphasis on "might"), your statements are unfair, a false representation =
of what he posted.  I am not suggesting you are dishonest, just that you ar=
e viewing something in the physical universe from the tiny /alien/ lens of =
theory, your religion, as you have demonstrated, and thus unconsciously por=
traying it in a skewed as simplistic manner.  I don't have a problem, none =
at all, if you do that.

But when you post that skewed view in the physical universe, then I have to=
 respond.

If you care to read the rest of that post, you might notice, the gentleman =
gave concrete instructions re Normalisation, without labouring through the =
fragmented theory, which AFAIC, was the perfect pitch to the level of the s=
eeker.

----

Please be advised that when I teach RDb Design, Normalisation is a major su=
bject, and I approach it as science.  The first thing I do is excise the ab=
normal "normal form" definitions which are marketed by the schizophrenics t=
hat wrote them, retaining the three Normal Forms that undamaged human being=
s need.  Then I teach the science, complete with exercises that use several=
 tables (frauds use single "relations" to construct their Straw Man argumen=
ts; papers; mathematical poofs).  Then I teach the two scientific Normal Fo=
rms that are /informally/ but scientifically (at least to those who have th=
eir feet on the ground) defined in the Relational Model (the concrete Codd =
RM, not the 42 religious artefacts).

Sum total in the scientific universe: the five scientific Normal Forms, and=
 the rest, a pile of poop, in the toilet.

Sum total in the far reaches of the galaxy, your precious theoreticians rel=
igious position: the huge pile of poop, and three Normal Forms which are on=
ly slightly understood.  That, of course, has a crippling effect.

The fact that theorists in our field have been unable to collect the bag of=
 "normal forms" that they themselves have defined, into one coherent whole,=
 that can be used as a method, is evidence that they are clueless about the=
 /exercise/ of Normalisation, that they only understand the fragmented bits=
, and that, only in isolation.  Like blind men defining as elephant.

The fact that the theorists continue to define schizophrenic "normal forms"=
, the purpose of which is to justify Record Filing Systems that are non-rel=
ational, in forty five years, stands as evidence that the theorists in our =
field understand only Record Filing systems.

The fact that the theorists continue to define schizophrenic "normal forms"=
, but have been utterly unable to /formally/ define the two NFs in the RM, =
in forty five years, stands as evidence that our field is devoid of theoret=
icians who understand the RM, they are completely impotent at articulating =
it.  It is no wonder that they count fish in the sea.

I am happy to take Normalisation (science vs alien theory) up, but we shoul=
d start a separate thread.

> That is because this is a field which patiently awaits its time.=20

Waiting for the Second Coming, I suppose.

Promises, promises, promises.  But no delivery.  Religion again.  All gas a=
nd no excreta makes the act of sitting on the toilet extremely boring, it i=
s a wasteful use of time.

And to be complete, you are not talking about our field, you are talking ab=
out the tiny fraction of it that is occupied by theoreticians.  Who, by vir=
tue of the evidence, have produced nothing that has benefited the field (th=
e whole field, not the fraction) in forty five years.

> I would rather discuss this, rather than importance (or lack of thereof) =
of nulls.

There is a current thread, The Null Problem is a Non-issue, sitting there w=
ith no progress.  I am about to close it as confirmed, given that the pries=
ts can't deny the concrete facts.  I would be happy to discuss it, especial=
ly if you remove your mitre and leave the bishopric for a few minutes.  I a=
gree, the importance (or lack thereof) of nulls is not the main issue.

Cheers
Derek
=20

