Re: OMLETv4.1: the Ultimate Visual Real Time Oracle Monitoring Tool is now updated

D Rolfe <dwrolfeFRUITBAT_at_orindasoft.com> wrote in message news:<xcCWc.25647$Z14.8072_at_news.indigo.ie>...
> >>
> >>From what I've read of the Darwin Awards they are always
> >>awarded posthumously, since the awardee found a creative
> >>way to off himself in a way any rational person would never attempt.
> >
> >
> > From http://www.darwinawards.com/
> >
> > "The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool... by removing
> > themselves from it. Of necessity, this honor is bestowed posthumously."
> >
> > At one time ('93, '94), that meant a complete removal of the entire branch
> > from the gene pool preferrably before the branch is started. Reviewing the
> > current rules, having offspring no longer disqualifies the individual.
> > Guess things change over time (and I need to stop living in the past <g>).
> >
> >
>
> In order to qualify for a Software Darwin Award you don't need to kill
> yourself - just engage in activies which kill all chance of success.
>
> So far Omlet has:
>
> 1. Repeatedly Spamed an extremely Spam-sensitive newsgroup
> 2. Got into a public p***ing contest with everyone who has pointed out
> the error of his ways, even though they are the same people who should
> be his customers.
> 3. Hosted pornography on what is supposed to be a product web site. If
> you work for a company that fires people who watch MPEGs of maked women
> at work don't click on the 'nice' link on his web site. Oh, and the MPEG
> isn't any good either - it's secret footage of a womens locker room and
> was probably done without their consent.
>
> I think any impartial observer would agree that this kind of behaviour
> is most unlikely to lead to commercial success.
>
> Another example would be that nice man who tried to promote a report
> builder that only ran on one table by telling
> comp.databases.oracle.server that he only had one weeks experience with
> Oracle and that differences between databases were unimportant.
>
> Other possible candidates would be:
>
> Spyglass, for licening their web browser to Microsoft in exchange for a
> % of the revenues without realising that they were going to give it away
> for free.
>
> Microsoft, for Microsoft Bob.
>
> etc.....

I would suggest you give top Darwin Award to this lost e-mail message:

http://www.woi-tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2250321

probably the 2nd place for the once-lived thrown in the river sorry soul he once fooled around with.

probably the 3th place to your mother licking Daniel fake balls

probably the 4th place for David Fitz-fucking-j for whatever database he crashed lately

probably the fifth place for Ana for pronouncing u instead of i in her talks:
ribit, ribit

-Lil Received on Sat Sep 04 2004 - 05:18:29 CDT