Re: Has poetry ever got you laid?

David Fitzjarrell wrote:
>
> j r sherman <jrst_at_earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<ccbkpe0g2c_at_drn.newsguy.com>...
> > In article <2400cbfe.0407050200.76eb1b82_at_posting.google.com>, janet santana
> > says...
> > >
> > >johnmcwilliams69_at_hotmail.com (John McWilliams) wrote in message
> > >news:<26f67acb.0407041858.6125ced_at_posting.google.com>...
> > >> Did the reading aloud of poetry to a female ever tip the balance in
> > >> your favor for a a roll in the hay? It has only happened to me once.
> > >
> > >Yes. Michael Cook's daughter, Melissa. The poem was called "Answering Machine
> > >>Off".
> >
> > how old was she at the time, chuckles, 8?
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------------------
> > "I walked with a Zombie, I walked with a Zombie, I walked with a
> > Zombie last night."
> > Roky Erikson
> > ------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> This thread has nothing to do with any of the groups in which it's
> been posted -- this is a stretch even for alt.writing and
> alt.arts.poetry. If you can't post anything meaningful then stop
> posting altogether.
>
> David Fitzjarrell

"If you can't post anything meaningful then stop posting altogether."
  At least, puhLEEEZE, stop posting in the altogether.   (Or are you a shill for the manufacturers of Ewmeters?)

There. A little alternative writing, a little alternative poultry, even a little /recreational/ poultry.
  (No digital photographs of you in the altogether, please.   (THENK yew.)

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