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j r sherman wrote:
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> In article <2400cbfe.0407050200.76eb1b82_at_posting.google.com>, janet santana
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> >johnmcwilliams69_at_hotmail.com (John McWilliams) wrote in message
> >news:<26f67acb.0407041858.6125ced_at_posting.google.com>...
> >> Did the reading aloud of poetry to a female ever tip the balance in
> >> your favor for a a roll in the hay? It has only happened to me once.
> >
> >Yes. Michael Cook's daughter, Melissa. The poem was called "Answering Machine
> >>Off".
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> how old was she at the time, chuckles, 8?
Somebody should really tell the chuckles what a woman is, though I
spoZe it would reduce the amusement when he tries to claim he's done
anything with one. Esp. since he steals so much he can't even
remember the titles of his few "poems."
That one was actually "Jacking Answering Machine Off."
-- -------(m+ ~/:o)_| The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. -- Hemingway http://scrawlmark.orgReceived on Tue Jul 06 2004 - 00:10:02 CDT
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