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Re: rman recover/restore from backup

From: Richard Foote <richard.foote_at_bigpond.com>
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 21:13:11 GMT
Message-ID: <H7P_b.74809$Wa.34474@news-server.bigpond.net.au>


"Ron" <support_at_dbainfopower.com> wrote in message news:yv2dnWSG6ZdREKbdRVn-tA_at_comcast.com...
> Sorry for OT post as well.
>
> Here is the old Jewish story:
>
> So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments,
> and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd rabbi
> out, after the usual "3 to 1, majority rules" statement that signified
that
> he had lost again, decided to appeal to a higher authority.
>
> "Oh, God!" he cried. "I know in my heart that I am right and they are
wrong!
> Please give me a sign to prove it to them!"
>
> It was a beautiful, sunny day. As soon as the rabbi finished his prayer, a
> storm cloud moved across the sky above the four. It rumbled once and
> dissolved. "A sign from God! See, I'm right, I knew it!" But the other
three
> disagreed, pointing out that storm clouds form on hot days.
>
> So the rabbi prayed again: "Oh, God, I need a bigger sign to show that I
am
> right and they are wrong. So please, God, a bigger sign!" This time four
> storm clouds appeared, rushed toward each other to form one big cloud, and
a
> bolt of lightning slammed into a tree on a nearby hill.
>
> "I told you I was right!" cried the rabbi, but his friends insisted that
> nothing had happened that could not be explained by natural causes.
>
> The rabbi was getting ready to ask for a *very big* sign, but just as he
> said, "Oh God...," the sky turned pitch black, the earth shook, and a
deep,
> booming voice intoned, "HEEEEEEEE'S RIIIIIIIGHT!"
>
> The rabbi put his hands on his hips, turned to the other three, and said,
> "Well?"
>
> "So," shrugged one of the other rabbis, "now it's 3 to 2."
>

I alway feel saying "At least God is on my side" is a clear sign of desperation in any argument !!

Interestingly, your transformation to one of The Two Ron(nies) is almost complete. Please tell us you wrote the joke whilst sitting in an oversized chair with your feet dangling over the edge, oh please.

I have to admit I did prefer your earlier joke, the one where you said Don Burleson's "Silver Bullet" article had good recommendations, it was a lot funnier.

I still don't get it though and you never did explain what was so good about it ....

Perhaps God will one day ?

Cheers

Richard Received on Tue Feb 24 2004 - 15:13:11 CST

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