Re: Buffer cache statistics (ratios) and CBO SQL optimization?

rgaffuri_at_cox.net (Ryan Gaffuri) wrote in message news:<1efdad5b.0401220804.677628a5_at_posting.google.com>...
> "Noons" <wizofoz2k_at_yahoo.com.au.nospam> wrote in message news:<400fb2b2$0$4046$afc38c87_at_news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > "Connor McDonald" <connor_mcdonald_at_yahoo.com> wrote in message news:400FA221.7FF_at_yahoo.com...
> >
> > > Or, my favourite
> > > There are 3 types of people:
> > > - Those who can count
> > > - Those who can't
> >
> > I always get the giggles with that one. Last year
> > a guy I was playing golf with cracked it when I was
> > preparing for a t-shot with the driver.
> > I nearly hit him instead! :)

"I'm not interested in any activity in which the goal is a sub-par performance"
- Richard Lederer

>
> ok you guys had enough fun at my expense. I learned my lesson.
> hopefully you wont do a full scope background check on me and post my
> favorite food.

Curry chicken.

Often the background check is for the hiring company's insurer to guarantee a fidelity bong, uh, bond, BOND! That is, they are insuring against employees ripping them off. Hey, it happens, predictably enough for actuaries to calculate. Most likely are male employees in their 20's and 30's.

jg

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