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I don't know if this will mean much outside the UK, but it was so funny I had to pass it on to some techies:
From the Times Educational Supplement.
Teacher to small boy who is staring dreamily out of the window:
"Andrew, pay attention".
Small boy:
"Sorry, miss, I was on screen-saver"
-- Regards Jonathan Lewis http://www.jlcomp.demon.co.uk The educated person is not the person who can answer the questions, but the person who can question the answers -- T. Schick Jr One-day tutorials: http://www.jlcomp.demon.co.uk/tutorial.htmlReceived on Mon May 19 2003 - 03:48:29 CDT
____Denmark__May 21-23rd
____Sweden___June
____Australia__June 28th (Canberra - CBO)
____Finland__September
____Norway___September
Three-day seminar: see http://www.jlcomp.demon.co.uk/seminar.html
____UK_(Manchester)_May x 2
____Estonia___June 4th - 6th
____Australia_June 18th - 20th (Perth)
____Australia_June 23rd - 25th (Melbourne)
____USA_(CA, TX)_August
____UK___September
The Co-operative Oracle Users' FAQ http://www.jlcomp.demon.co.uk/faq/ind_faq.html
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