Re: Queries give impossible results

From: Richard Foote <richard.foote_at_bigpond.com>
Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 00:05:07 +1000
Message-ID: <km5C9.79193$g9.223047@newsfeeds.bigpond.com>

"Jim Kennedy" <kennedy-family_at_attbi.com> wrote in message news:V_4C9.40922$WL3.17139_at_rwcrnsc54...
> Sure Jake. I've read all the posts (did so before I posted). Mr. Lewis
is
> a recognized expert and it is very surprising that his simple request gets
> so much resistance.
>
> If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, its probably a duck.

Hi Jim,

Bloody hell Jim, if you ever come across a talking duck, for goodness sake catch it. They're believed to be extremely rare. Although a right pain to cook as they have tendency to plead "please don't eat me, please don't, ouch ..., that really hurt, put that feather back, oh please, someone help me, HHHEEELLLPPPPPP ...." English cricket batsmen are said to be extremely fond of ducks ...

Cheers ;)

Richard Received on Mon Nov 18 2002 - 08:05:07 CST