Re: Oracle vs. SQL server

In article <a20d28ee.0204200307.5b8defaa_at_posting.google.com>, you said (and I quote):
>
> Don't you learn how to search Usenet archives at Stanford?
> Or are you just lazy?

Probably studying marketing or management...

> Please search for the infamous word sqlserver in this newsgroup at
> groups.google.com and start reading all those flamewars.
> Your question will inevitably result in another one.

Is there some sort of metaphor or analogy we can devise to match the sheer stupidity of these questions?

Something along the lines of:

"I need to carry 3 tons of rubbish off my driveway. Should I buy a Chevy 3-ton truck or a Taurus? Does anybody know the petrol consumption of both when going uphill on a dry day with wind coming from SSE? Given your experience, what would be the residual value be for each solution? Plese help. "

or something equally moronic along these lines? Any takers to refine this "standard" reply?

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Nuno Souto
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