Re: I am Lord and Master of Usenet

I AM ADAM H. KERMAN LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET! I am the one the only the real TOMMY. You can post these messages to those mother fuckers on those fucking video games newsgroups but remember you have to be a pinball player to be on this newsgroup not a fucking video games player.

"Adam H. Kerman" wrote:

> That's right you stupid, inbred, shit eating, pathetic, motherfucking,
> brain dead, useless cocksuckers! I'm taking over all of Usenet! There
> isn't a fucking thing you can do about it either! You're all a bunch
> of worthless scumbags, and now you will all answer to me! If you don't
> like this fact TOO FUCKING BAD! I will go down in the annals of usenet
> history as the man who brought you to your knees! Now get down on your
> knees and pay proper tribute to my glorious self!
>
> I AM ADAM H. KERMAN LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
>
> My first royal order to all of you peons is that from this time
> forward you will add the following signature to all of your posts!
>
> ***** This was posted with the express permission of *****
> **********************************************************
> ** HIS HIGHNESS ADAM H KERMAN LORD AND MASTER OF USENET **
> **********************************************************
> *********** We are simple servants of his will ***********
>
> This will be appended to the bottom of all your posts with absolutely
> NO EXCEPTIONS! If you choose not to, you will be squashed like the
> insignificant bugs that you all are!
>
> I am running Usenet now! You may only post messages here because I,
> for the time being, am allowing it! Do you scumbags understand me!
>
> THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF KERMAN!
>
> ALL HAIL ADAM H. KERMAN LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
>
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Received on Mon Sep 17 2001 - 21:41:16 CDT