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I find it almost impossible to avoid puns bad or otherwise.
for example
Q.How do you kepp cool at a football game. A.Stand next to a fan
<dragged off kicking and screaming>.
-- Niall Litchfield Oracle DBA Audit Commission UK "Rene Nyffenegger" <rene.nyffenegger_at_gmx.ch> wrote in message news:Xns90FC1CDD5742Egnuegischgnueg_at_130.133.1.4...Received on Wed Aug 15 2001 - 03:27:03 CDT
> >
> >You discover that you cannot insert your bullet into your foot without
> >first shelling out another $150k for the enterprise edition. After
> >having done this you discover that your code runs under your bosses
> >account and shoots him in the foot. You get fired.
>
> Pun intended?
>
> Rene
>
>
> --
> Recherchen im Schweizerischen Handelsamtsblatt:
> http://www.adp-gmbh.ch/SwissCompanies/Search.php3
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