Re: How many Oracle DBA(s) does it take to change a light bulb!?

From: Tom Best <tabest_at_bellatlantic.dontspamme.net>
Date: 2000/08/01
Message-ID: <bUxh5.3811$oA6.201129@typhoon2.ba-dsg.net>#1/1

It depends whether he is an LBCP (Light Bulb Certified Professional). If he is not, but has had experience changing light bulbs, it will take 1 minute. If he is LBCP, he will only be able to tell you how it could be done.

Jerry Gitomer <jgitomer_at_erols.com> wrote in message news:20000801.5233100_at_localhost.localdomain...

Haven't you been told yet. It can't be done because it's a hardware problem!

(Unfortunately my wife refuses to accept this fact.)

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On 7/31/00, 4:16:48 PM, adamvt_at_my-deja.com wrote regarding How many Oracle DBA(s) does it take to change a light bulb!?:

> Just wondered if you got any good answer!?

> Adam Tadj
> adamvt_at_my-deja.com

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Received on Tue Aug 01 2000 - 00:00:00 CDT