Re: install DBD ORACLE 815 / DEC_OSF unix

Nobody Knows wrote:
>
> I read this several times and it isn't at all funny...
ya, it's ok : not at all !

> "mclaire" <mclaire_at_cismsun.univ-lyon1.fr> wrote in message
> news:391182A1.B6144DDC_at_cismsun.univ-lyon1.fr...
> >
 

> > -------- A possible way-out !

Bon, j'ai dî une connerie ? Hé : newbie in English, newbie in Oracle ...

> Dude, you are WAY out already.

Yet, I just nicked these words in another mail (?)   

>
> <massive snip of boring stuff>
>
> > per clock second, 51724 per cpu second
>
> There's your problem my man, I just checked and I am certain that it should
> be 51723 per cpu second.
>
> If you disagree, please post your argument here, because my skill at Oracle
> is world renown and my word alone is proof that I am right, in fact my name
> is synonymous for "Oracle DBA Guru". Oracle calls me daily to ask how they
> can make me happy. I am an Oracle GOD my man, I am the Oracle KING, I am
> THE WORLD'S GREATEST MEGLOMANIAC! MY LITTLE FINGER HAS FORGOTTEN MORE ABOUT
> ORACLE AND THE MANUFACTURE OF EXPANDED DOG FOOD THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!
>
> BOW DOWN TO ME YOU SMALL FRAIL FEEBLE SIMPLE-MINDED HUMAN!
>
> oops. sorry, i must have gotten carried away...
>
> i'll just let myself out...
>

Thanks; I hope you carry on with my English lesson. Also : I'm stuck now in Oracle-DBD. I can't connect DB from the web : why ? It's Apache, nothing beetween DBD and Apache and perhaps it's not enough, but what?

pourquoi n'y-a-t-il pas une liste fr.Oracle-etc ? c'est quand-meme beaucoup plus productif, pour nous (fr.comp.lang.perl par exemple)
Alors, a quand une liste en francais?
Marie-Claire Received on Wed May 10 2000 - 00:00:00 CDT