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"Shafeek Khalidh" <itsprobablyme_at_msn.com> wrote i
> Here is a table structure,
> Cource_table
> ============
> ID
> End_Cource_date
> Teacher_id
<snipped>
> Please help
We only offer help with homework upon receiving a valid credit card number. Do you have one? If so please post it.
You can expect a few days delay while your bank account is being emptied and computer hacked, while you experience several friendly neigborhood aliens-with-vicous-anal-probe visits..
At the end of this period, you stand a 1.00% change of anyone here actually doing your homework assignment. Oh yeah, your dog/girlfriend/boyfriend (or even all three) could also fall pregant during this time period, with you being identified as the culprit.
-- Billy PS. If you manage to post binary JPEG attachments here of said aliens, or the moment of impregnation of dog/girlfriend/boyfriend, the probability of an answer is guaranteed to raise to at least 2% (with a 98.9714501% change of making the headlines in the next issue of The National Enquirer). PPS. Have a nice day.Received on Thu Jul 31 2003 - 07:36:05 CDT
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