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Re: Help in Query Latest -- Urgent

From: Billy Verreynne <vslabs_at_onwe.co.za>
Date: 31 Jul 2003 05:36:05 -0700
Message-ID: <1a75df45.0307310436.2b97ea8e@posting.google.com>


"Shafeek Khalidh" <itsprobablyme_at_msn.com> wrote i

> Here is a table structure,
> Cource_table
> ============
> ID
> End_Cource_date
> Teacher_id

<snipped>
> Please help

We only offer help with homework upon receiving a valid credit card number. Do you have one? If so please post it.

You can expect a few days delay while your bank account is being emptied and computer hacked, while you experience several friendly neigborhood aliens-with-vicous-anal-probe visits..

At the end of this period, you stand a 1.00% change of anyone here actually doing your homework assignment. Oh yeah, your dog/girlfriend/boyfriend (or even all three) could also fall pregant during this time period, with you being identified as the culprit.

--
Billy
PS. If you manage to post binary JPEG attachments here of said aliens,
or the moment of impregnation of dog/girlfriend/boyfriend, the
probability of an answer is guaranteed to raise to at least 2% (with a
98.9714501% change of making the headlines in the next issue of The
National Enquirer).

PPS. Have a nice day.
Received on Thu Jul 31 2003 - 07:36:05 CDT

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