RE: Capacity Planner from OEM VS Statspack

From: Thater, William <William.Thater_at_carrier.utc.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 08:06:29 -0500
Message-ID: <590E1FF8B6A4D4118CB200508B63D23E0AE06857@carussyrmb01.carrier.utc.com>

Mladen Gogala scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon:

> On 02/05/2004 03:54:17 PM, DENNIS WILLIAMS wrote:
>

>> If you are the only DBA, things get hairy fast. Phone ringing off
>> the hook, people standing around your desk asking questions like
>> "should we bounce Oracle?".

>
> Isn't that why people have invented firearms? Situations like that
> made me into an NRA fan. This can be summarized as: the larger caliber
> you have, the less inclined people are to hang out around your desk.

i always found a Katana(sp?) hanging on the wall of my cube rather effective.;-)

--
Bill "Shrek" Thater     ORACLE DBA      
"I'm going to work my ticket if I can..." -- Gilwell song
                william.thater_at_carrier.utc.com
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