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RE: help

From: <Jared.Still_at_radisys.com>
Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2004 13:19:25 -0800
Message-ID: <F001.005DDC8C.20040121131925@fatcity.com>



LOL!!

Ok, Ashish, the problem is you sent 'help'  to the list address.

Send HELP to ListGuru@fatcity.com and all will be well.

Ok, now back to work everyone.

Jared




"Odland, Brad" <Brad.Odland@qtiworld.com>
Sent by: ml-errors@fatcity.com

 01/21/2004 07:59 AM
 Please respond to ORACLE-L

       
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Ashish realizing his time is short he crawls to the terminal and with his last remaining strength double clicks the outlook icon, clicks the new button selects "New Mail Message" button, using the shift key he types H - E - L - P in the message body window and hits send and then CANCEL to stop the spell checker, and then "YES" to send his message anyway. His message careens through the internet as he slumps to the floor as the world goes dark. The world will be safe now if they can break the code are his final thoughts before oblivion takes him.
Minutes later hundreds of Information Systems professionals are reading his message wondering what horror occurred that drove a man to do this. They pause to reflect and then selecting the message in their inbox they press the delete key and go get a fresh cup of coffee.
 
 
-----Original Message-----
From:
Jamadagni, Rajendra [mailto:Rajendra.Jamadagni@espn.com]
Sent:
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 8:59 AM
To:
Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
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RE:

Funny ... Ashish is from "Weight Watchers" and asking for HELP .... my advise ... stop starving yourself ... go eat something.
 
Raj
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All Views expressed in this email are strictly personal.

QOTD: Any clod can have facts, having an opinion is an art !

-----Original Message-----
From:
Mark Leith [mailto:mark@cool-tools.co.uk]
Sent:
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 9:45 AM
To:
Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
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must.....resist......temptation.....
 
For more help, please dial 999 in the UK, 911 in the US, or open your phone and dial 712-BEAM-ME-UP for the year 2247.
 
Live long and prosper.
 
-----Original Message-----
From:
ml-errors@fatcity.com [mailto:ml-errors@fatcity.com] On Behalf Of Ashish Sahasrabudhe
Sent:
21 January 2004 14:34
To:
Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject:

HELP

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