Return-Path: Received: from newsfeed.cts.com (newsfeed.cts.com [209.68.248.164]) by naude.co.za (8.11.2/8.11.2) with SMTP id g2PHUJx09147 for ; Mon, 25 Mar 2002 12:30:19 -0500 Received: from fatcity.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by newsfeed.cts.com (8.9.3/8.9.3) with UUCP id JAA45450; Mon, 25 Mar 2002 09:35:41 -0800 (PST) Received: by fatcity.com (26-Feb-2001/v1.0g-b70/bab) via UUCP id 004321DA; Mon, 25 Mar 2002 09:03:34 -0800 Message-ID: Date: Mon, 25 Mar 2002 09:03:34 -0800 To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L X-Comment: Oracle RDBMS Community Forum X-Sender: "Freeman, Robert " Sender: root@fatcity.com Reply-To: ORACLE-L@fatcity.com Errors-To: ML-ERRORS@fatcity.com From: "Freeman, Robert " Subject: RE: RE: Production Oracle DBA Needed in Rochester, Minnesota Organization: Fat City Network Services, San Diego, California X-ListServer: v1.0g, build 70; ListGuru (c) 1996-2001 Bruce A. Bergman Precedence: bulk Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Besides.... is was supposed to be FUNNY! RF Robert G. Freeman - Oracle8i OCP Oracle DBA Technical Lead CSX Midtier Database Administration The Cigarette Smoking Man: Anyone who can appease a man's conscience can take his freedom away from him. -----Original Message----- Sent: Monday, March 25, 2002 12:04 PM To: 'ORACLE-L@fatcity.com' Cc: Freeman, Robert > 10. So I can live where I choose. Oh really? How do you manage that? -----Original Message----- Sent: Monday, March 25, 2002 9:23 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Hey, I got five scampers running around right now.... youngest is 9 and the oldest is *gasp* 16.... 10 Reasons I became a DBA 1. So I don't have to mow my own lawn 2. So I don't have to change my own oil. 3. So I don't have to move my own furniture. 4. So I can have 5 kids and a wife. 5. So I can afford two NICE cars (well, mostly nice until the kids get to them). 6. So I can eat out every day if I choose. 7. One word, big screen TV (ok, three words). 8. Because it's cool. 9. Because I like getting paged at 3 in the morning to save someone's butt and have them owe me BIG. 10. So I can live where I choose. RF Robert G. Freeman - Oracle8i OCP Oracle DBA Technical Lead CSX Midtier Database Administration -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Freeman, Robert INET: Robert_Freeman@csx.com Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: ListGuru@fatcity.com (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).